Like Alexander the Great (356 - 323 BC), we at Team Pumpy (formed in 1990) always seem to end up in northern India, no matter where we begin. It's then, like Alexander, that things turn quagmire, unfortunately.

Of note is that the Greek writer Mr Plutarch (46 - 120 AD), wrote a history of Alexander, and doesn't mention anything about buses, trucks, air-horns, nor blind pedestrians, more's the pity.